January 28th, 2010 | 
Author: And Will OB And Scott Brown Soon Be Shooting Hoops?
It seems like many people are now pouring their hopes and dreams into “The New One”, following their grave disappointment with “The Old One”, and even Indonesia is now talking about tearing down a statue of the Old One.
Will Obama’s Oneness Be One-Upped?
The three questions that are now being asked more and more frequently are,
“Why settle for a fake populist when we can have a real one?”.
“Why settle for shady populism when we can have sunny populism?”.
“Why settle for Ivy League cool when we can have Cosmo hot?”.
Who cares if the envious British press who have a very different and dowdy kind of Brown, are referring to our far more streamlined version as, “The former nude centrefold”, when many of Washington’s who’s who’s are now jostling to touch the hem of possibly President-elect Brown?
The capital is truly abuzz, with, “What did Scott say about that?”, ” Has anybody checked with Scott?”, ” Let’s not make a move without consulting Scott!”.
Mitch McConnell, who is the Senate Majority Leader has already nicknamed Brown, “41,”thereby usurping Poppy Bush’s nickname, and some in the Obama White House apparently wonder if the wonder from Wrentham, Mass., will be The Next One!
* I believe the term “Poppy Bush” came about because of the CIA-funded opium poppies in Afghanistan.
Even John McCain, was apparently thrilled that such an unknown of just a week ago would set up Robocalls in and effort to support him in his tightening Arizona re-election race.
*Robocall is a term for an automated telemarketing phone call that uses both a computerized auto-dialer and a computer-delivered recorded message.
So Who Is Scott Brown?
He is perhaps the fresh face and the disarming underdog that America’s been waiting for.
He is someone who suffered through his parents’ divorce, and then watched his mom go on welfare.
He survived some errant youthful behavior and became a successful lawyer.
He’s now a lawmaker and a devoted family guy who also does dog duty.
He’s someone that’s always up for a game of pickup basketball, and loves talking sports.
He’s charismatic and boasts great beefcake photos.
And last but not least, he’s a pro-choice phenomenon that’s been propelled into higher office by conservatives, independents and Democrats.
And Who Is Obama?
The sad truth is that we really don’t know because he was careful to conceal his past.
We do know that just 13 years ago that he was a member of the New Party and was therefore an active communist.
Whereas Obama had to force himself to nibble French fries and drink beer during the Pennsylvania primary, Brown truly loves diners, Pepsi, Waffle Houses and the masses.
Obama is now coming across as plastic and cold, rather than a warm and accessible all-American guy.
What Does OB Have To Say About Brown?
Obama told ABC’s George Stephanopoulos that “The same thing that swept Scott Brown into office swept me into office. People are angry and they’re frustrated”.
If that sounds like camaraderie, then perhaps it won’t be long before we see the New One and the Old One shooting hoops, and may the best ONE win!
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